A Jeeve Minute
a jeeve minute is, when someone say’s, i’ll be there in 5 minutes and takes them 25 minutes to get there. 1 actual minute is 5 jeeve minutes.
be there in a minute… “5 minutes later” ‘thought you said you were right outside’ i said give me a minute. ‘bro it took you 5 minutes kid’ took me a jeeve minute my bad.
Read Also:
- air it out
to basically clear a crowded room, party or dance floor by pulling a semi-automatic. whether you follow through with intentions or simply to make the implication that you’ll use it. this tactic maybe used if you are looking for someone in particular and a crowd blocks your way or others are to eager too to […]
- retif
(verb) : see also retifism -to retif. to skeet skeet over a new pair of fresh kicks. the act of physical -j-c-l-t–n when have purchased and first put the left foot into a new fresh pair of swag nikes. 1. i just retif all over dem kicks. 2. i’ll need a napkin cause when i […]
- Reverse-methane process
when you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your r-ct-m. doctor: your son will not be living much longer. parent: why? doctor: im sorry to say that he… he(sigh).. […]
- reverse walk of shame
the act of walking down the street alone on valentines night amidst lovey-dovey couples and men carrying flowers and teddy bears to give to their significant others “it really sucked doing the reverse walk of shame home from the grocery store last night. i couldn’t wait to get home to my s-x and the city […]
- Smatpuck
someone who “likes” every facebook post of everyone’s. this especially includes “liking” comments of posts. a smatpuck also “likes” their own comments and posts. if a smatpuck could “like” likes of comment they would. you’re such a smatpuck. you always “like” everything you see on facebook, and you even “like” your own posts, which you […]