A Jillion


not a real unit of measure. often used to exaggerate.
i had to write, like, a jillion-page essay! due tomorrow!
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a fictional numerical term used to describe an unusually large number or amount.

smaller than a ‘ka-jillion’
“there’s like, a jillion stars in the sky…”
a term used by cool people who don’t care that it is not a real term. used to refer to an exaggerated amount of something when “a million” and “a billion” does not seem to do the vast amount justice. also see a zillion and a kajillion.
1. omg! how long has it been, baby? it felt like a jillion years!
2. trust me, i’ve done this a jillion times.

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