A Jogging Cow


a texas hold’em poker term for having 2 pair after the initial three common cards are put in to play. (two pair on the flop)
jake’s hole cards were a 6 and a 9. the flop was ace, 6, and 9 giving him a pair of 6’s and a pair of 9’s. two pair on the flop, a jogging cow, an udderly good hand.

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