A Johnson Outboard


this begins with the lady furiously masturbating her gentleman’s p-n-s. at the moment of -j-c-l-t–n he performs a motorboat maneuver between his good lady’s br–sts (pushing the br–sts together whilst shaking his face between them and slobbering), thus replicating pull starting a johnson outboard on a motorboat.
she had a rack to die for, so i bought her a drink and she gave me a johnson outboard in the toilets.

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