a karger


a unit of time based on how late a person will be. 1 karger unit equals roughly 15 minutes late.
person 1: the movie starts in 5 minutes. where are you?
person 2: sorry, still a karger out.

person 1: aww man, this traffic jam is making us late!
person 2: a full 2 kargers late! we’ll miss most of dinner at this point!

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