a Kelly Night


a kelly night usually involves the disappearance of clothes- whether it be due to a challenge, a strip ps3 or sport game, or just the annoyance of clothes. it also involves a ridiculous amount of fast food, and of course a ton of alcohol.
“so we ended up playing strip tiger woods and then i woke up naked, with evidence that i ate two whataburgers, fries, and a honey b-tter bisquit spent over 15 dollars…. i had a kelly night.”

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