A Kentucky Surprise



when you “return” your books back to chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so sh-t explodes in a motha’ f-ckas face!
“tom, i need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. some -ss hat in florida just send me a kentucky surprise!”

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