when you “return” your books back to chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so sh-t explodes in a motha’ f-ckas face!
“tom, i need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. some -ss hat in florida just send me a kentucky surprise!”
- kicked it
banged it’s been a while since sally and i kicked it. i’m nervous she doesn’t want me anymore.
fadumo is used to describe a girl who always argues with anyone no matter what age.she is a girl with att-tude and thinks she has everything. usually a hoe. friend 1: omg you are such a fadumo! friend 2: no i am not! slag hoe too big for your boots wierdo
- p*ssword amnesia
the inability to remember your login p-ssword for various applications. closely related but not equivalent to c.r.s. oh man, i can’t transfer funds to cover my negative balance before midnight; now i’m gonna get a 35.00 overdraft fee. d-mn p-ssword amnesia again. the event of forgetting your own p-ssword, which becomes an awful event when […]
when you need to feed your family and everything, but dat shirt…. “i love your wavy new garms.” “yeah, mate. living the garmlife, innit.”
- pink hat
when you f-ck a girl that is on her period while wearing a condom and then place the condom on her head when you’re finished. “dude, i hooked up with a chick from the wedding last night. gave her the pink hat!” an overzealous, bandwagoner typically female fan of a recently successful local pro sports […]