A Kramer


a man with a cornucopia of man meat. he has so much wood, he could stockpile more lumber than home depot. a kramer is a man with a c-ck that hangs sooo low, it leaves skid marks on the pavment. he loves destorying the meat wallets. he hits all walls and makes b-tches squeal. he pulverizes sk-nks, kicks all -ss, and makes chuck norris cry. he leaves a pile of unconscious b-tches when he has s-x, it appears to be a holocaust of satisfied women.
i left the club and got kicked in the face. when i woke up, i saw a kramer banging my b-tch on my own car, and she loved it. he came in her vag, kicked me again, and walked away screaming ” enjoy my kid in 9 months f-cker!!”

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