these are the underwear you wear out, when you think there’s a good chance of hooking up with somebody.
you want to put your best foot forward, so you wear your a-listers.
there is also b-list undies (you wear them out to birthday parties, family get togethers, etc.) when there is a slim chance of any hookups.
then there is the c-list undies. these are the ragtag bunch of ginch that are hanging on by the thread, and half the waistband is misplaced. these are usually worn around the house, when the chances of a hookup are slim to none.
there’s going to be tons of guys at this party..i’m going to wear my a-list undies
the act of being stupid and r-t-rded, all at the same time. very easily done. randy is such a restupidtard, he thought he could ace his sat’s after drinking the whole night before.
- gr*ss valley
gr-ss valley located in california where all you can do for fun is get extreamly high and party… if u r reading this u r most likly high or from gr-ss valley or both… where wiggers are born… 1.man gr-ss valley is full of dem fake -ss wiggers. 2.yea but they got some dank -ss […]
- raver teeth
a degenerative condition of the teeth resulting from neglect of oral hygiene, continuous and abrasive contact from surgical steel (lip/tongue piercings) and chronic use of mdma. symptoms include a visibly yellow coloring of the teeth, excessive plaque build-up, and in extreme cases, a receding gum line, loss of tooth enamel, chipping, surface wear, and breakage […]
getting convinced to do something that sounded good at the time. i was brianed into drinking my weight in beer. jumping off the roof into the swimming pool sounds stupid, but you’ve brianed me into it.
- real shootar
good fortune phat stuff happenin’