a.m.p.m


when you see a woman with “too much good stuff”
d-mn daquan did you see that am pm hoe p-ss by?
another man’s penile matter

you know something you might find in the park or at a strip club.
so this girl came up to me at the club last night, and i don’t think she noticed, but under the black light, you could totally see a.m.p.m. on her shirt.
ampm (a food and gas place)
hey man i’m going to ampm want anything?
ain’t my problem, man
buffy: oh snap! these sure are trying times. this obamanomics bullsh-t is driving this country in the dirt!

biff: a m p m

buffy: you’re an -sshole, biff!
ain’t my problem man
buffy: oh snap! these sure are trying times. this obamanomics bullsh-t is driving this country in the dirt!

biff: a m p m

buffy: you’re an -sshole, biff!
the best place in the entire world with hottie hottie hot hot omar
wow look at that am pm!

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