A Madiser


an absolute god that shreds any person in his way, and uses lexie as his slave to do his orders. he counters shrek’s young man onion smell with the smell of cheese. when he farts it combines cheese with onions and pepperonis and demolishes any organism breathing in the substance. he is also known to fight in pvp battles. and he usually greets himself to people by calling them “folks”. he is also known as the super squid god.
“i got a madiser, f-ck off.”

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