a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die
what you say when you see a duck, see someone murdering a duck, currently murdering the duck yourself or when you are eating a duck. only the coolest people know this great saying by the red ducks
*sees someone eating a duck”
“a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die”
“your quite correct, the duck is dead; i am eating it”
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