a metties
when you just don’t understand that a girl is into you.
person 1: so dude, i was out with a friend last night, and when i was dropping her off at her house, she asked me to come in for a cup of coffee but since i hate coffee i refused her offer.
person 2: man, now you’re just being a metties.
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