A Morter
a person who is easily angered, very dramatic and likes to talk a lot. he is also very sensitive to things and has a tough time getting over issues and letting things go.
cheney punched bush out because bush was being a morter.
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aliens that dwell in ones r-ct-m -or- communists. one time i was beamed up on a ufo, and the shoved an egg up my -ss. and when it hatched it crawled out and, i swear to jebus, looked just like joseph stalin.
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