A Mullens wager


a wager placed usually on sports in which there is absolutely no chance in h-ll of winning.

when a dozy sh-te places a bet he has no chance of winning. the result is the same dozy sh-te placing repeated bets with the same person over again in a double or nothing fashion just to lose again. doing this has coined the phrase “mulligan” over the years, originating as “mullen-again!!” and evolving into the more modern, and easier to pr-nounce “mulligan”

it is rumoured to have come from a compulsive gambler, and avid golfer from the south of ireland named mullen, as the mulligan is a common term in golf
dozy sh-te: “hey tim do you want to go double or quits on tonites game?”

tim: “sure, beer always tastes better when its bought with your money.”

travis: “you never win dozy sh-te!!! why are you betting him again? thats such a mullens wager!!!”

dozy sh-te: “i’ll box yer ears off with one more word trav!!!”

all but the dozy sh-te: diabolicly laughing mwahahaha!!!!

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