A Noodle Thrower


long ago to test if noodles were fully cooked for speghetti, a chef would throw pasta noodles against a wall to see if they would stick. if they stuck, it meant it was ready for consumption.

a noodle thrower is a male/female who cast out like a net, texts, but single text to several of their on again, off again, could of been, should of been, potentials and ect that at one point was interested in a relationship. the texter looks to see who text back a reply. then those who do, are now readily available for him/her to waste even more time.
a noodle thrower is moving in on you when you look at your text and see repet-tive sentances that make you wonder if the texter is texting more than one person having a generic conversation saying the same lines a few times over and over. he/she is now throwing around so many text that he/she cant keep people straight from his/her catches of the moment giving him/her attention.

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