A Nurse Purse
1) a pervert’s scr-t-m that has been fashioned into a fancy handbag by an angry nurse.
a texan man wanted to live out a fantasy of his while hospitalized, but miss jones didn’t feel the same way and turned his scr-t-m into a nurse purse.
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