a pelhank
a pelhank a yard gnome like creature with the fighting ability of a f5 tornado!!!!
found in various parts of southern ill or in the “big city” this creature is a roamer that roams from job to job cause it quits everything it does….known weaknesses doritos, hot dogs copenhagen, sunkist, and mail boxes.
a pelhank
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