a phantom



a phantom is a sh-t that mystically appears in the vicinity of another person with no explanation as to who or how it was laid.

example 1. while camping rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. he alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. his nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh t-rd and on looking down he observes a large mr whippy sh-t. as he is camping with his friend jerry he imagines it was him who laid “the phantom” but he has no proof.

example 2. sams neighbour’s car is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. on e night sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does “a phantom” on the front door step. as he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.
some little f-ck has done “a phantom” in my work boots that i left at the front door!

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