A Puerto Rican Shower



a puerto rican shower is a myth

( i.e., lockness monster, lost city of atlantis, greek mythology, etc.) originated by puerto ricans who have relocated to america, they use it as an excuse in an attempt to try and p-ss the blame for that foul smelling odor that accompanies them wherever they go. caused from never, ever taken a shower in their entire lives.
john: what’s that smell?

juan : it’s not me señor, i took a puerto rican shower.

john : does that shower include soap and water because you smell like sh-t my friend?

juan : se’ señor, awh i think it’s just the smell of peebles on hoosick st. in troy ny

john: no buddy, i think some one needs to invite his entire race of people into a shower stall with him and take turns scrubbing each others -sses

juan: sorry señor. it’s all the red beans and rice and lack knowledge on soap and running water. i sorry i stink.

john: i bet you also work part time at taco bell.

juan: se’ señor, how did you know?

john: because you smell like sh-t juan. like sh-t juan
funfact: all puerto ricans smell like they eat dog sh-t and are confidential informants for the troy ny police department, but lie because of their disgusting nature. a puerto rican shower is their only defense since its against their heritage to wash themselves

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