A quick jimmie
when ur so f-kn h-rny u need to have a quick fap to relieve urself otherwise u could end up blowing ur load in the middle of cl-ss or in the office or when making a meal. so the idea of a quick jimmie is to quickly relieve urself so ur not feeling anxious or awkward for the duration of the time u are h-rny or just really really excited.
dude the other day on the bus this f-kn s-xy asf b-tch got her skirt caught on the seat and i just had to have a quick jimmie, i was lucky no one saw but even luckier to see the outline of her moist c-nt.
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