when many members of the same family have an orgy
my cousins came over and we had a redneck reunion
- toms potato
a type of bird with no legs, beak or tail. that tom’s potato was lit.
it’s where you wonder if you should worry. im starting to wonderworry about you.
when you’re friend is a d-ck and are out of swear words. you are such a d-cktopus!
person who comes into a yoga cl-ss 15 minutes late, and even though the room is half empty, lays out their mat 2″ from you, annoys the sh-t out of you for an hour, and then caps it all off by doing ab exercises during savansana. “some yog-sshole came to cl-ss today and now i’m […]
- field master
a player in the game of cr-ps that concentrates his betting on the field box. the house has an advantage over the player yet this person is highly successful. he knew exactly when to parlay his bets into a big win at the cr-ps table, what a field master!