a robin job
a bl-wj-b given to a placid p-n-s
first girl: “my man couldn’t get it up last night so i just gave him a robin job”
second girl: “what’s that?”
first girl: you know, because when i was blowing him it looked like a robin (i.e., a bird) trying to pull an earthworm out of its hole. thus, a robin job.
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