A-Rod

a-rod is a mathematical equation with an improbable answer.

zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in texas + one improved record by texas when he left + zero american league championships + zero world series trophies = 25 million dollars.
a-rod just earned more money while you were reading this sentence than you’re going to make all year.
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taken from the abbreviation of alex rodriguez, a former seattle mariners baseball player who signed to the texas rangers for what was then considered the highest wage (approx. $25 million) in american baseball. later, he resigned to the new york yankees.

sometimes a-rod is seen as a positive distinction for someone who is popular and likable, possibly even affluent and sought after. however, in most places (i.e., washington state, texas) being called an a-rod is considered an insult, meaning “sell-out” or even as a derogatory term for someone who is s-xually easy, male or female. the term can be used to describe others in the media, sports, or television, or known acquaintances.

can be used as an adjective, sometimes a noun.
“man, good charlotte has gone so a-rod.”
“pay mary jane enough and she’ll go a-rod for ya.”
“man, justin is such an a-rod.”
1- a choking loser who can’t get a big hit.
2- a meteros-xual male with purple lips who can’t get a big hit
2- an overpaid fraud
he struck out with the game on the line again? wow he is a real arod.
v. to slap b-lls.

n. highest payed player in baseball who has not won a world series pennant, nor has won a league pennant, nor has had any significant postseason success, nor can fight like a man, and… he slaps b-lls.
you better not touch me with that ball, i’ll freakin a-rod that ball!!!
the act of admitting to doing something wrong only after you have been totally busted.
also known as ‘pulling an a-rod’.

1. a steroid jacked h-m-
2.a yankee (gay)
3.the face of the secretive h-m-s-xeul world
4.gay
5.gay
6.gay
7. jeter’s partner for life
a-rod just did jeter in the clubhouse after winning a game.
in a group s-x setting, a man pulls an a-rod when he “opts out” of his current v-g-n- and forcibly enters another regardless of the stature of the one he has left. when an a-rod occurs, the only person who will reach the climax is the person with whom the p-n-s was withdraw before the a-rod occurred. a closely related, a-bomb, from a-rod involves extracting from a v-g-n- and “opting out” for an a-hole. an a-rodder only quest is stature and quant-ty.
at the orgy, one guy a-rodded half the girls.