a Rusty Venture
a rusty venture is a highly disputed s-x move, discussed in the venture brothers episode operation p.r.o.m.
the running joke throughout the episode is that no one seems to know whether a rusty venture is a gay or straight move, involves feces or a turkey baster, etc.
escort: i’m gonna give you a rusty venture.
brock samson: don’t believe the hype. a rusty venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your d-ck gets red and sore.”
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is when you jack off so hard that your p-n-s turns red and sore.
she gave me a rusty venture but it was so worth it.
a s-xual act when a man f-cks a girl in the -ss and gets sh-t all over a d-ck. when the man is close to c-mming he pulls out, jacks off on their chest, and then licks it off.
“last night i gave a rusty venture to sherri”. “dude, you are nasty”.
to m-st-rb-t- so much your p-n-s gets red raw.
yesterday i jerked off so much my d-ck is bleeding. i gave myself a rusty venture.
jerkin’ off so much your d-ck gets red and sore………….. as seen in the venture bros. , i believe this definition seems the most true of them all.
hooker: a rusty venture is when u ……. and then you….and then jerk them off with the poo.
brock samson: that’s not a rusty venture….. a rusty venture is when u jerk it so much it gets red and unusable
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