A Seymour
a blowy, non inclusive of ball cupping.
henry viii was famously against his t-st-cl-s being handled. many of his wives were divorced or beheaded before they could learn about this potentially life threatening preference. jane seymour, the third wife of henry viii, was the only wife to get this right but sadly died shortly after the birth of edward vi.
1. ‘the wife gave me an excellent seymour last night.’
2. ‘i wish my wife wouldn’t always give me a seymour, my knackers could do with a fondle once in a while.’
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