A-shaft


1. when something exceedingly bad or negative happens to you, you respond by exclaiming “a-shaft!”

2. when you are forced into doing something you do not want to do, similar to forcedown
joe: i just got a 30% on my final, a car ran over my bike and my mother and two sister’s are in the hospital.
bob: a-shaft! (or “that’s an a-shaft”)
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when you get screwed over, often by someone who’s name begins with the letter “a”. normally said when the scr-w-ng over happens to you, but if it happens to a friend it is permissable to say as well
1)bill: ya josh got dumped the other day
jack: a-shaft!

2)ya he stole my seat the other day in carpool, it was a major a-shaft. and it was after i called shotgun too!
somethimg very very very bad
1)when you are taking a nice hot shower and out of nowhere the water turns to cold, respond by screaming “a-shaft!”
2)nuclear bomb
3)talking to yoni
4)when peter gives you the wrong answer

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