a snowballs chance in hell
the chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of h-ll, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun
“theres a snowb-lls chance in h-ll of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body”
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a phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.
(plays on the idea that h-ll is hot so the snow would melt)
guy 1: i’m so guna hit that!
guy 2: dude, you ain’t got a snowb-lls chance in h-ll.
what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in h-ll
“joe has a snowball’s chance in h-ll at getting a girlfriend, he’s too fat”
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