A spare dick in a fucking contest
to describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.
“jenny didn’t help at all, she just stood around like a spare d-ck in a f-cking contest”
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a p-ssifier for the -ss. basically used by business executives who really need a p-ssifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time. we were happy to know that buford was using his -ssifier during the meeting. a b-tt-plug. check out stan’s new -ssifier! it’s the biggest b-tt-plug i’ve ever seen!
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