Assbook
1. -ssbook (otherwise known as the “booty call social network”)is “an online directory that connects people through whom they have hooked up with.” the facebook’s “poke” feature — has been reinvented as “tap that -ss” feature. instead of messages, users receive “booty calls.”
2. obviously much cooler than facebook.
there are only seven real females registered on -ssbook.
the opposite of facebook. when you want to remove someone as a friend.
f-u bob you are now in my -ssbook!
when sitting on your phone, you update you facebook status without knowing it. (-ss booked, -ss-booking)
person 1: “dude, what the h-ll is going on with your facebok status?”
person 2: “oh, i must have been -ss-booking while i was in the dmv.”
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