A Spitting Alien


the act of f-ll-t– whereby the male inserts his p-n-s into his partner’s whole in their neck created from a tracheotomy and the head of the p-n-s visibly protrudes out his partner’s mouth and, at climax, -j-c-l-t-s onto the male’s torso, similar to the alien on segourny weaver in the aliens movies.
after forty years of smoking, my wife had cancer of the larynx, but fortunately now, her surgery hole allows me to perform a spitting alien.

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