a straight up


when someones finger petrudes deeply into one’s -n-s causing a stimulation of the brain, then sending brain waves down to the groin, causing a sudden enlargment of the p-n-s.
bruh, i got such a straight up from you last night . your fingers are like magic -ss pixies.

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