a true medford family


a true family from medford is constructed like this: both parents are together have a goooood amount of money in the bank a few kids each with about 100,000 dollers in their trust funds, at least one of the daughters is a wh-r- and at least one kid is a stoner, big -ss house look perfect on the outside, and every kid is perfect at everything they do they have to have a sh-r- house and dress everyday in either abercrombie & fitch or american eagle, oh and the whole famile must be very attractive
person1-yea there’s this family who lives down the street from us in the summer in ocean city, d-mn they’re like perfect
person2-are they from medford??

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