that friend that pays with his credit card after everyone paid in cash there part of the bill. then he takes the cash and he only pays the exact amount that is on the bill. taking the tip of the waiter for himself.
that guy just pulled a waldi on the waiter.
don’t pull a waldi.
- Cats in the bathtub
when you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman’s fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. leaving you with only one nut in her -sshole, but never two. – very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes […]
- Kristina McKenzie
a caucasian girl with a thick -ss d-mn girl, u have a fine -ss. u must be kristina mckenzie.
the gap between a black persons two front teeth did you see that n-gg- his n-gg-pp was f-cking huge you could drop ya iphone through that sh-t it was so big
a concatenation of scam and dammage. ie. the financial damage that various perpetrators ( individuals or organizations ) foist on their victims. the scammage that bernie madoff ‘s ponzi scheme had on his victims was astronomical in it’s scope.
- Guest Shitter Value
if your guest sh-tter has more value than most villas. then it’s definitely time for guest sh-tter value tax! dude did you just see that lambo!!? ffs it’s just a lambo, probably rented. if his guest sh-tter has more value than his lambo, then we are talking, guest sh-tter value. #guest #sh-tter #value #tax