A Wellard
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the wellard is a common garden troll who lives in the south west wales countryside. it lives in a cave with its mate known as the erin and their offspring is known as a baby smichael.
guy 1: dude i just saw a wellard
guy 2: a what?
guy 1: y’know those troll things that live in wales.
guy 2: was it driving a hyndai gets or a transit van
guy 1: nah
guy: awww
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