a voyeuristic w-nk whilst hiding in shadows.
i was scrumping for apples the other night in the neighbours garden. i looked up and realised his wife was at their bedroom window absolutely starkers. so quickly, i had a wiggins and continued scrumping.
p-n-s. i like to burn awiudogs.
- a yosemite sam
the act of giving someone a mustash wiping menstral blood on the upper lip of the other person. this can be done to a man or a woman but is typically done to a man, by a woman, as a form of revenge, after she has been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez. […]
a german swear that is an appropriate replacement for d-mn, god dammit, f-ck, and/or sh-t. spritzenburgh: jeez-a-crackers, ho! you really know how to work that n-gg- -ss! mo’ cheeque: sh-t, n-z-, you one dirty hitler!!
- admirals wishbone
the admirals wishbone originated in rota,spain on a spanish naval base. the admirals wishbone is a s-xual act, the nature of this act is thought by some to be impossible. to successfully do the admirals wishbone, one must take his b-lls into a womens -n-s while he still is banging her v-g-n-. thus creating a […]
- alaskan contraceptive
a method of contraception involving sticking ones b-lls in the snow for several hours in an attempt to inactivate the sperm, and thereby prevent pregnancy. she couldn’t get the pill, and he couldn’t go to the store because of the blizzard, and they wanted to keep warm, so they used the alaskan contraceptive.