A Wise Moose


a wise moose (proper noun) one who has reached maximum level of f-ggotry. to be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.
yo man, i was about to bust a nut on that b-tch but then you came in the room, you are a f-cking a wise moose!

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