a word of advice
1. don’t pick up the phone, you know he’s only calling cuz he’s drunk and alone
2. don’t let him in, you’ll hafta kick him out again
3. don’t be his friend, you know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
and if you’re under him, you ain’t getting over him
i got new rules i got new rules
so you broke up with your boyfriend ? let me give you a word of advice
buy the domain for your travel blog
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