a1 dick
a d-ck slathered in a1 sauce
yeah, i f-cked her with my a1 d-ck last night.
prime d-ck, the kind of d-ck you probably only get maybe once a year. if your lucky. the kind of d-ck that you get, and you can’t walk the next. no wobbly can’t walk right kind of d-ck, the kind of d-ck where you literally can’t move.
“sarah, why are you just sitting around?”
“because, i got some a1 d-ck last night!”
” oh, sorry sarah, didn’t realize that. good for you,carry on.”
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