a tall white punjabi guy, who’s very into cars and sometimes sticks it inside the petrol tank.
dude 1: hey man, what the heck is that guy doing to his car?
dude 2: oh h-ll, he must be an aakarsh!
- indian steamroll
when an indian male’s (likely a patel) extended family comes together to pressure him to marry a girl. young patel:”bro, my uncles from new jersey and california showed up.” friend: “did you know they were coming?” young patel:”nah, bro.. it was a total indian steamroll.”
- tall sign
claiming you’re something that you’re not when it’s obvious to see. in other words lying transparently, red flag you rappers are never really rapping, now that’s a tall sign
- bender strays
finding all the different long hairs in your bed after you take some thots to pound town 1. bro i couldn’t sleep last night because i had to keep pulling bender strays out of my mouth 2. thats what you get for running a train on those 4 thots ferda 3. so ferda
supposed president of the united states spotus donald trump, also known as the supposed president of the united states, was elected by a minority of the votes cast and an electoral college that forget their intended purpose.
to party with no end robert’s isn’t going to be boring today, we are coften tonight . we ain’t going to sleep!