aalfd


another -sshole looking for drugs

general medical slang for a patient who is faking illness or injury to score prescription painkillers. an aalfd is usually identified from their vague, nonsensical stories about why they need a prescription for vicodin.
some guy came into the clinic complaining about his hip. turns out he was just an aalfd.

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