aardvark cum
coldest thing in the world.
there aint nothing colder than aardvark c-m!
the deadliest, coldest, s-m-n produced by a warm blooded mammal ever. according to amir blumenfeld from popular youtube channel collegehumor, who popularized the term, “aardvark c-m will freeze yo -ss, aardvark c-m is frigid gas” which let’s you know that you don’t want to f-ck around with aardvarks.
“i need a jacket! it’s like aardvark c-m up in this b-tch”
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