Aardvark of Silence


the aardvark of silence is based on one of the rorschach inkblot images and refers to any post made by a moderator on an internet forum which, while innocuous in content, is interpreted as insensitive, silencing, or mocking of a member or members.

the moderator has no idea when she has posted an aardvark of silence, because the aardvark of silence is a member’s projection onto the hapless moderator her own inner fears and conflicts. there is no way to not post an aardvark of silence. the aardvark of silence is inevitable.

member1: i’m feeling happy today.

moderator: yay!

member2: wtf did you mean by that?

moderator: aardvark of silence.

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