the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary…the real one
a burrowing mammal (orycteropus afer) of southern africa, having a stocky, hairy body, large ears, a long tubular snout, and powerful digging claws.
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a girl with such a long nose that when she deep throats you her nose is pushed aside in your p-b-s like an aardvark forging for ants.
holy sh-t, look at that nose, what an aardvark!
the first real word on urban dictionary!
why the hey does aardvark have two ‘a’s in it anyway???
a medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement
if i ever meet an aardvark i’m going to step on its nasal implement so that it couldn’t suck up an insect if its life depended on it
1. the main character and his family on the extremely good cartoon show known as “arthur”. you might mistake him for a mouse at first but if you love him this much, you’ll soon know he’s an aardvark from the pbskids website and the ill-strations on some of the “arthur” books by marc brown. so get it straight, he isn’t a mouse!
2. one of the first words of the dictionary, if not possibly the second or third, after “a” and “aa” (that is if there is the word “aa”.) sorry guys, i don’t read/pay attention to the dictionary and i am not planning to soon. what kind of loser does that?? not saying i’m not one myself…
in one episode of “arthur”, arthur is at a spelling bee where he spells himself, “a-a-r-d-vark!” with a nice, in-tune rhythem.
an uncirc-mcised p-n-s
jimmy’s aardvark scared lisa after he undressed.
refers to an uncirc-mcised p-n-s and also the guy himself who is uncut.
he is an aardvark.
- Aaron Luo
someone who invites you to a game of lol and then disconnects. he chucked an aaron luo.
- aaron gardner
aaron gardner means the most to me .. he’s the most cutest person on this earth i love him so much his brown eyes are so amazing i just wanna snuggle him forever and everrr.. he makes me happy if i’m upset or mad he’s funny and sweet
an elderly person who by decision or mental impediment refuses or is unable to keep up with the path of progress and technological advancement, insisting on doing things the “good old way” completely clueless to the inconvinience they are causing to others around them. dude, i would have been here earlier but i got stuck […]
- abba kadabra
abba kadabra – when you’re slammin’ a girl from behind up against a window, your buddy sneaks out of the closet and very carefully you two swap, then while your buddy’s doin’ your dirty work you walk around outside and wave at her through the window. abba kadabra!! after watching the magician david copperfield, bill […]
the correct way to spell aartard, from south park meaning r-t-rd. or someone who doesnt know something. mike is a real aartard sometimes.