a huge -ssh-l- that makes your work place h-ll. he threatens your life and hits you when you’re not looking. he threatens you and as soon as you stand up for yourself he goes and cries to the boss. having this t-tle is the worst of all. there are too many aaron sweeneys in the world and they all should die or go f-ck themselves
my name is aaron sweeney and i, am a douche bag
- count sp*nkula
the name of s-x vampire who is originally thought to be nad the impale-her. a man, at home, alone, watching ‘count sp-nkula lives!’ with his bored housewife. the tv woman get a hugely impossible facial. the man looks longingly at his wife and she shoves a pencil down his d-ck. how’s that?
something you can’t remember the name of. me: are you going to that dance at the thingydoodle? isabel: i dunno. are you?
when a person is extremely thirsty or jetty, feeling as though they need s-xual attention from anybody or anything, for that matter…. someone who goes super hard. adam is a thirstball he just tried to finger her on the dance floor.
- amero trash
an american citizen, typically well-educated, who wastes his or her employment opportunities by holding a sub-par job or not working, drinking malt liqueur and claiming moral supremacy to others based on first-hand observation. amero trash is typically located in college towns and are strongly affiliated with english departments. did you go to your intro english […]
- amish w*nk
the act of masterbating without using any form of technology what so ever. my internet was down so i had to have an amish w-nk last night.