Aaron’s Life
when aaron goes on a date he cant kiss his girl because he is allergic to all kinds of make-up, including lipstick!
(life)
aaron’s life in short
aaron and bess.
bess trys to kiss aaron.
aaron: are you wearing lipstick?
bess: of course!
aaron: oh, erm. i’m, allergic to make-up.
bess: then what can we do?
aaron: well we could..
next school day…
thomas: why are you so red? you look a bit like how i did when i fuc…erm…nothing.
aaron: bess.
thomas: you didn’t!?.
aaron: yeah, i couldn’t stop her so…
dylan(bobhazuzi): wazz up?
thomas: well aaron di… hey wait, bess is my…
aaron: shutup!!!!!!!!!!!!
dylan: let me guess, bess?
thomas: bess is a b—-!!!!!!!!!!!:(
dylan: wait, you did bess!?
thomas: uh, it was more like, er, rape…
owen: hey guys, whats up???
aaron,thomas and dylan: oh s—!!!
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