abaf


means: anything but a face
can both be used about a guy/girl who has a body which someone finds desirable, but a less attractive face.
this often occurs when beer goggles blind you and you wake up next to an abaf.
markus: i scored with this hot fitness chick last night
ronnie: o rly?
markus: yeah, but bcuz of my apparent alcohol intoxication the beer goggles tricked me
ronnie: oh, u sure been smokin dat crack, so was she an abaf?
markus: 4 sho bro, ain’t nothing to it but teh ugly.

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