Abandon Shit!


the act of a person using their underwear as toilet paper to wipe their -ss, than abandoning said underwear in the trashcan. this generally occurs on the realization, post dump at a public facility, that there is no toilet paper, or paper towels in the restroom.

note: this can also occur due to a shart that leaves you with a smelly mess of underwear, and no safe way to recover said underwear without embarr-ssment.
little billy: mom! i need some new underwear!

mom: well where did the new ones i just bought you go?!?

little billy: the janitors are my school suck at restocking the bathrooms! i had to abandon sh-t!

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