the most beautiful girl ever ! you can’t keep her off of your mind. she is funny , smart , sarcastic , perfect in every way possible . typically brunet with the most amazing eyes .
not the person you want to miss out on in you life !
abbi smith is beautiful
extra salty d-mn, i feel ‘pretzelized’ right now. someone giving you salt in game d-mn, i’m getting ‘pretzelized’.
a car p-ssenger who plays pokémon go for the driver. a good go-pilot will nab every worthwhile pokémon that the driver p-sses as well as every pokéstop. i was driving around with my go-pilot and he caught three dratinis for me! i’m gonna evolve up to a dragonite in no time. #pokemon #pokemon go #co-pilot […]
- oprah windfury
the expression of a 14 year old world of warcraft player trying to be funny by combining a popular talk show host with a shamanistic ability d-mn did you see dem crits? that guy got one shot by oprah windfury
- Slug Log
a large uncirc-mcised chode p-n-s that’s slick from taking a dip into a vag. robbie surprised me when he pulled out and i saw his slug log.
- Mississippi Fire Spitter
when a male and male, or male and female have s-x in an extremely hot climate or room and the p-n-s and t-st-cl-s become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his s-m-n until he -j-c-l-t-s a steaming hot pile of -j-c-l-t- on to the partners face like a flamethrower. […]