abbitan
brain disorder that interprets insults as compliments. may also interpret compliments as insults, but this has never been tried. -ssociated with extreme neediness and desperation for attention, this disease affects exactly one student per high school cl-ss. this student is often known simply as ‘b-tch’ or ‘go away,’ but does not, in fact, go away or stop b-tching. extreme cases are known to reward insults with candy and/or baked goods.
girl: check out my new nose piercing! it’s a stick-on!
boy: that’s r-t-rded.
girl! thanks! have a cookie!
boy: such an abbitan… (still accepts cookie)
person that gives you food in exchange for attention.
a:here’s some candy adore me now.
b: no you are a stupid wh-r-
a:i’ll give you a bl-w j-b and a sandwich?
b: f-ck you abbitan.
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